Mom Jeans

Oh God. I have made a crucial mistake. Maybe. I think I may have purchased "mom jeans"

I really needed some new jeans to wear and I bought Levis 518's. They looked great on the hanger. I like the fade and they're bootcut, but not too much. I tried them on and they fit perfectly. Score! How often do jeans fit on the first try?

Well, I came home and began second guessing. That zipper is a little...long. They almost cover my bellybutton. Uh oh.

Here's the Levis photo of them.

Due to technical difficulties, I can't show you the picture Rob took of me in them. Trust me though, I was not wearing heels like this girl. She makes them look pretty normal.

So, is there a reliable test for mom jeans? They aren't acid-washed, I swear. I can still see my own bellybutton, and my ankles aren't exposed. Is that enough? Does that make up for the generous waistline?

Here's a picture of Amy while you consider my dilemma.

*UPDATE*
I knew that jeans photo made them look too normal. They are 512's, not 518's. This is their Levi's photo:
Ashley? Kacy?